There had to come a time when one of my sons would beat me at golf.
On Saturday, it finally happened, when Sam hammered me (Sammered me?), beating me out of sight at Buckingham.
Of course, he is an absolute bandit and should have been giving me shots - after all, he is 24 and I am 61...
But I have always believed that old age and treachery would defeat youth and ambition - but I was wrong.
None of my strategies worked, and the young 'un just kept knocking the ball in the hole while I missed putts. Putt, putt, putt, and so on!
Next time, we will not play off scratch. He will have to give me shots and we will play for money.
Then we will see what happens.
Bandido!

